Georgia no longer on my mind

Thank God I didn't move to Georgia... Man Drives Home with Headless Friend because he was too drunk to notice that his friend, while hanging out the window (yelling at the moon?) of his truck had his head cut off by a telephone pole's guide wire. Police recovered the head at the telephone pole, and arrested the driver, found sleeping in bed, covered in blood, after a passerby noticed the headless body still hanging out the window of his truck. Police were quoted as saying "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor." Nah! You think?